by Jim Murchison
But sometimes engagement is not a welcome thing. A person in the theatre, a heckler or someone that talks loudly to their theatre partner, “Why did that happen? What’s going on now?” can be irritating to the other patrons.
JDeppFan: It’s not Johnny Depp.
SmartGurl: It looks like Johnny Depp.
JDeppFan: No! Johnny Depp is in Wyoming shooting a film. That isn’t Johnny Depp.
SmartGurl: Well whoever it is I’d do him in a heartbeat.
HappyBoy: I’d do him in a heartbeat girlfriend.
Smartgurl: OMG! What happened there? Why did she slap him?
MarloweMan: He called her a whore.
SmartGurl: I thought she was a whore.
HappyBoy: She is a whore, but no one likes to be called one.
MarloweMan: Tis a pity she’s a whore.
MarloweMan: It’s a reference to John Ford.
HappyBoy: The guy that did the westerns or the Canadian guy in Blackboard Jungle?
MarloweMan: Neither. A 17th century playwright.
SmartGurl: Oooooo clever boy. You think you’re pretty smart don’t ya?
MarloweMan: STFU SG!!
SmartGurl: what evvvverrrrrrr! That actress has really gotten fat.
MarloweMan: btw the play is over.
SmartGurl: it was pretty good, don’t you think?
MarloweMan: God help me.